Friday, February 22, 2008
Snow Days...
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Food Signatures! Check this out!






Eggplant, Avocadoes and Pears target the health and function of the womb and cervix of the female – they look just like these organs. Today's research shows that when a woman eats 1 avocado a week, it balances hormones, sheds unwanted birth weight and prevents cervical cancers. And how profound is this? .... It takes exactly 9 months to grow an avocado from blossom to ripened fruit. There are over 14,000 photolytic chemical constituents of nutrition in each one of these foods (modern science has only studied and named about 141 of them).





Wednesday, February 06, 2008
The Start of Lent begins with a snow day....
Sorry mom, I guess I am one more up on ya!
DODGEBALL!
Nothing like a blast from the past! I just joined a Dodgeball league through Catholic Challenge Sports. CCS is affiliated with the young adult group I am involved in. This past Saturday was the first of a 7 week league. I knew it would be fun, but I didn't realize how much fun it would be.
Playing the game brought me back to middle school. Then the congratulatory high fives afterwards brought me back to high school basketball games.
I guess what surprised me the most was the following two days where I could hardly walk! It is amazing what muscles the game of dodgeball requires!
I had a great time and look forward to the games ahead. I hope to have some action shots of my teammates and friends to post later in the season!
Play ball!
Saturday, February 02, 2008
HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TEACHER?
Some of these are more true for me than others, but for all those teachers out there....enjoy...this gave me a good laugh on Friday
Jeff Foxworthy's Take on Teachers
2. You get a secret thrill out of laminating something.
3. You walk into a store and hear the words 'It's Ms/Mr. _________' and know you have been spotted.
4. You have 25 people that accidentally call you Mom/Dad at one time or another.
5. You can eat a multi-course meal in under twenty-five minutes.
6. You've trained yourself to go to the bathroom at two distinct times of the day: lunch and prep period .
7. You start saving other people's trash, because most likely, you can use that toilet paper tube or plastic butter tub for something in the classroom.
8. You believe the teachers' lounge should be equipped with a margarita machine.
9. You want to slap the next person who says 'Must be nice to work 7 to 3 and have summers off.'
10. You believe chocolate is a food group.
11. You can tell if it's a full moon without ever looking outside.
12. You believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says, 'Boy, the kids sure are mellow today.'
13. You feel the urge to talk to strange children and correct their behavior when you are out in public.
14. You believe in aerial spraying of Ritalin.
15. You think caffeine should be available in intravenous form.
16. You spend more money on school stuff than you do on your own children.
17. You can't pass the school supply aisle without getting at least five items!
18. You ask your friends if the left hand turn he just made was a 'good choice or a bad choice.'
19. You find true beauty in a can full of perfectly sharpened pencils
20. You are secretly addicted to hand sanitizer.
Thursday, January 17, 2008
Snow Day #3
New Year, New Semester, New Miss D...

I came into my classes with 70 new faces and 10 familiar. I asked the students I had previously to hold me accountable as the new Miss D. Basically the only changes I am trying to implement are consequences for excessive talking in class and for confiscating cell phones. I am now over the fear of washing them ;)
Hopefully this semester will bring forth more funny anecdotes that I can share with you and give you a good laugh. Right now it is business time and I am still trying to get to know my students.
































